I noticed this running through Damn! Lol!'s site, which I love.
Well I compared this to 80% America:
Hehe, Fat people.
So looking at this I wonder if all fat people are mythically jolly in a sense... Like Santa Claus. I think we assume they are jolly due to that fat bastard "climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo people up" <--- Actually I like the remix of this song.
Sorry off topic.
... Wait. I want hohos. Everyone knows what a hoho is right? Essentially fatty frosting rapped in fatty chocolate. If you deprive fat people of their hoho's they'd get on their zamboni (Idk some name brand of a scooter for old/fat people) and chase you as far as the battery lasted... Or broke down.
Do not deny the fat one their hohos! Or be faced with the wraith of the sweaty red faces!
Just A Thought