Wednesday, June 1, 2011

First post of my new blog!

So I have decided I will post a "Joke of the Day" at the beginning of each post. It may relate to the post or not, haven't quiet decided yet.

Did you hear about the blonde that:

Couldn't dial 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.

After losing in a breaststroke swim competition, complained the other competitors used their arms.

Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and the box said 2-4 years.

Anyways, in this case, I will relate the joke to this post.

So this isn't necessarily a blonde joke, more of a jab, because jabbing is fun.

There is a blonde at my school (as you may guess, she dyes her hair blonde), and this blonde in particular I refer to as Fish due to her reputation (If you like this character, I will make more references in the future). She is as such: very fake (inside and out), materialistic, superficial, not fat - but overweight, and a reknowed (starts with a "B" and rhymes with "Itch"). Over a boy, she maliciously tortures a girl at the high school I attend. I watch it happen. As of recent she doesn't necessarily torture, but instead convinces all those that know the girl that she is a liar, a bad person, and that she is a -- Well a horrible term. If you are close to the girl, you would know she is none of those things, but thus is high school - Made by lies and gossip.

The funny part: On to the Jabbing!
Anyways, she attended Prom with a guy she suckered into going because she would not shut up on Faceboook about how she couldn't get a date (Gee, I wonder why?). So of course they took pictures at the Prom. The dress she wore is described as such: A very bright pink, off the shoulder, cropped short dress, which contains large, unneccessary, light/dark pink flowers along the collar, and bottom. Sounds decent so far right? Ha - There you are wronged by the thing that hung off the ass of her dress --- A tail. Not an animal tail, but a long stretch of a flower pattern in a rectangular shape connected to the dress by the same large unneccessary flowers. Seriously? It had no purpose.

Today she was passing around pictures of her and her (pity) date and she doesn't know it, but every person it was passed to get to the person intended during Graduation practice today --- snickered --- And I joined in.

So here's a question(s) for you my dear followers!

If someone was spreading rumors about your friend, would you talk to them first, or assume its the truth?Or POST which you want to read next! The Fish and her Choice, Or Just a Thought...?


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  2. Ha Ha I liked the jokes. Good sense of humor lol.